Toilet Seat Problem--Solved!

Men and women argue about whether the seat should be left up or down.

Women think men should put it down so they don't have to touch it Eewww! and so that they won't fall in when they go to the bathroom in the night and don't turn on a light.

Men think they should leave it up, if they bother to put it up, and if they think about it at all, so that women will know it was up and not pissed on when the man last used it.

Advice columnists, take note: Simple solution is for everyone to put both the seat and the lid down every time. Advantages are many. Everyone has to touch the toilet the same amount--no special privilege for squeamish folks. Pets can't drink out of it. Combs, toothbrushes, and electric shavers don't fall in. Babies can't fall in and drown. And, most important, when you are pulling up your pants and your cell phone falls off your belt... (No, not I. Friend of mine.)